Touriststransplants, born-and-raiseders, sad Central Park polar bears Not mentioned but equally recognizable: The just-moved take that second to try and sit down, and mved get knocked off balance mid-sit once the train starts. Just moved from NY! new-to-the-city folks assume fron they have to live in Manhattan to get the city experience, meaning they typically get a studio apartment with 17 roommates and a live-in goat somewhere on the Upper-Upper-Upper-Upper-Upper-Upper West Side in a real-estate Just moved from NY!
neighborhood with a stupid acronym like HOBOROBO.
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Nobody else pronounces that word like we do. Buddy, it takes years of living in Just moved from NY! York to know that! Those who just moved here should know better but they swipe and swipe and swipe Like movec home?
Not a deli breakfast sandwich or stolen workplace piece of fruit or oatmeal?? What Jus wrong with these people?!? Dude, you just got here!
New York City pride is fine, but the planet is a big place with lots of cool stuff, like giraffes and opium. If you meet someone who excessively dumps on the rest of the world including his hometown, guaranteed he just got here and has yet to have a piece of air conditioning or Just moved from NY!
scaffolding fall on his head. Eventually, movved will pare down your life to a five-year-old MacBook, a futon, and a suitcase Just moved from NY! of broken dreams and expired MetroCards.
Jesse was born in Beth Israel hospital sometime in the s and continues to live here now. You can angrily disagree with him via Twitter.
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These Are Those 8 Types. They think everywhere but New York City sucks Dude, you just got here!
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